Thursday, August 03, 2006

Took the day off or not allowed to go to work!

Yeah, so I've had this cough for 4 weeks. Not one of those, Zoolander;"Cough cough I think I'm getting a Black Lung" It's more like a Hacking cough where phlegm goes flying this way and that, sometimes coating entire peoples faces. Which reminds me of that porn I was looking at last night. Were talking one nasty cough.

So Tuesday I was told not to come to work and go see the docter. Yeah!! a day of no pay. I'm not really excited about not making any money, but I guess my health is more important then being able to pay my rent. So I went to the docter, now it is important to note tha in my 4 years of living in LaLaLand I have never been to a docter for two reasons. One, I didn't have insurance for awhile, then I learned why one should have insurance and everything changed. Two I didn't want to try to find a docter out here, because how was I suppossed to know that the Docter was real and he wasn't just playing one on TV?

Anyways I found a docter, and He gave me a thurogh examination. I was told that I had a wonderful Bacterial Infection in my lung. I acted all tough in front of the docter, saying it must have been all that makin gout with girls in Europe. But really, how bad does that sound. This seriously can not be a good thing. The docter came back into the room and handed me a brown paper bag. I felt like I was in the middle of some surreal drug deal in a docter office, especially since their were technically drugs in the bag. So now I am on some great antibiotics for the next week and a half. They make me dizzy for 20 minutes! As well, as an inhaler, that I have to use twice a day that shoots a powder like coke into my throat. Must be why it came in a brown paper bag.

Now i'm back at work and this morning for the first time ever in my life my alarm didnt go off. I was sound asleep when for some reason I turned over and looked at my clock. It said 5:36 AM, And I turned back over completely relaxed and thought, ahhh 5:36 AM. Then suddennly I bolt upright realizing I had to be at work at 6:00 AM. I jumped out of bed, threw on a shirt, forgot my pants and scared my next door neighbor when she saw certain things that her old eyes couldn't handle. Had to come back in the house for them but had no keys. Luckily the back door was open! and then drove faster then the last time I ran from the cops in a high speen car chase. I made it exactly on time, which in LaLaland, driving 10 miles in 15 minutes is really tough, especially at the beginning of rush hour. I caught my breath at the trailer. I took a big breath of fresh air, then realized I smelled pretty bad and proceeded to have a wonderful day of causing little children to turn away from me in disgust. I really hope tomorrow is better!


Blogger Dr. Finkelstein said...

God, I love porn. Even in relation to hacktastic phlegm.

Thanks for checking out my site the other day!

August 03, 2006 10:01 PM  
Blogger Stickler said...

no problem doc, Your music is good so I'll definitly be back!

Yeah, I've decided that porn may have taught me everything I know!

August 03, 2006 10:12 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

Ah sweetie, we all have days like that. Some of us more so than others :P
Hope you're feeling better.

August 04, 2006 6:12 AM  
Blogger Lynn-e said...

This was a great post - if only because it was readily apparent that you were on drugs. Excellent!

I do hope you feel better. Or not. Drugs are funny.

August 04, 2006 9:42 AM  
Blogger Stickler said...

Steph, I'm sure your days with monica are very comparable to mine at work!

Lynn-e, I know these antibiotics have made me a little, interesting to be around! and I think they have given me bad gas too! ewwww.

August 04, 2006 9:04 PM  
Blogger Drunken Chud said...

wow, dizziness and gas. sounds like taco bell to me. heh.

August 06, 2006 1:25 PM  

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